You are a Indian software engineer if...

1. you crib about being underpaid even when your salary is one of the highest in the market.
2. you know what is happenning in the streets of US but do not know what has happenned in your own street.
3. you can talk in any topic ranging from microeconomics to microbiology without knowing even the ABC of the topic.
4. your own neighbours know nothing about your very existence.
5. you ask for a menu card in a roadside coffee shop.
6. the weight of your ass skyrockets in the weekends and you find it hard to drag your ass out of your bed.
7. you mention c,c++ and java along with English,Tamil in the lnguages known section.

he he he sorry could not write about anything interesting the new tamil speaking Predater 2 in Sun TV is holding me back from doing anything useful... and since this being a weekend and me being a software engineer i already lost all my energy in dragging my Ass out of my couch... the energy from the two dosas and one vada (yes I am in Diet...) i had in the morning seems to be very less for my Ass-dragging work...

Will try to write something worth in my next post...